Not My Favorite Way to Wake Up

I hate to wake up, as I'm an exhausted insomniac and I really hate to get up because my bed is ridiculously comfy and it's cold out there.

This morning, inexplicably, my cat Noel, who I found living under my porch  5 years ago, at Christmas, decided to pee a huge puddle on my bed. Soaked through this  duvet cover on the picture and into my new, expensive down comforter, the most luxurious item I own, by far.

Of course cat pee rained down on me, the carpet and everywhere in my blurry eyed attempt to clean it up without crying or killing the cat. WTF. She seems fine, her litter box was available and reasonably clean, in fact I'm pretty sure she crapped in the box and then came upstairs to pee on my bed. While I was in it. At least she had the decency to pee on my husband's side. If she had peed on me, I might not forgive her. I still might not. Right now I'd give away to the first taker. I have my limits.

I'm just not sure what the universe or the cat is trying to tell me. I need something nice or normal or non-sucking to happen to me and soon. But first I gotta try and get the pee smell out of my life.

Just pulled up the weather, in between laundry loads. Are you kidding me? I need to hide in bed. Winter weather advisory. Winter storm warning. Sucky, stuck inside kinda day, because I don't drive in this mess unless its crucial. And it isn't.
Hope you live somewhere else.

Today
Periods snow until late afternoon...then snow... chance of rain and sleet late in the afternoon. Snow and sleet accumulation of 1 to 2 inches. Blustery. Highs in the mid 30s. Light and variable winds becoming east 15 to 25 mph with gusts up to 30 mph at times. Chance of precipitation 100 percent.
Tonight
Windy. Widespread light snow and a chance of sleet in the evening...then widespread snow after midnight. Snow and sleet accumulation of 3 to 5 inches. Temperatures nearly steady in the lower 30s. East winds 20 to 30 mph with gusts up to 35 mph at times in the evening becoming southeast and decreasing to 10 to 20 mph with gusts up to 35 mph at times after midnight. Chance of precipitation 100 percent.
Wednesday
Windy. Widespread light snow until late afternoon... then a chance of light snow showers late in the afternoon. Areas of blowing snow in the afternoon. Snow accumulation of 1 to 2 inches. Total snow accumulation 5 to 9 inches. Turning sharply colder. Highs in the lower 30s. Then temperatures falling into the mid 20s by evening. West winds 20 to 30 mph with gusts up to 40 mph at times. Chance of precipitation 90 percent.

Chance of more bullshit in my life 100 percent. Chance of attitude improvement 50 percent. Partly surreal with patches of irony.